Ashmash

September 2007



The Ugliest Baby In Human History

Monday, 24 September 2007 11:06 P GMT
I’ve put my foot in it by having a friend’s new-born officially recognised by the Guinness Book of World Records as The Ugliest Baby In Human History.

Insomnia

Sunday, 23 September 2007 8:52 A GMT
And because you don’t sleep, you’ll feel like you’ve lived a lot longer than other people, even if you die at 53!

Down At The Job Centre

Wednesday, 19 September 2007 9:51 P GMT
ising ocean levels could flood the Serengeti at any moment, and where would the lions be without vital aquatic survival skills?