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July 2008
World Record Attempt #2
Wednesday, 23 July 2008 12:22 P GMT
Hold on to your hats. Tomorrow is going to be the windiest day ever recorded. This not because of freak global weather events, but because I will be attempting to break the world record for the biggest desk fan ever made...
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Ancient Stone Circles, Druids and Cricket
Monday, 21 July 2008 12:56 P GMT
The stones attract many Druids who are drawn to their supposed mystical power. But the power doesn’t seem to protect them from being struck by cricket balls...
Materialism
Thursday, 17 July 2008 3:40 P GMT
Hopefully in future they will make eight 24 hour episodes of EastEnders every week and repeat them on a new channel that only people with Toshibas can receive.
The Best Curry
Friday, 11 July 2008 12:28 P GMT
Business has been booming for our local curry house since they employed a hypnotist to do the deliveries.
Half Year Feast
Wednesday, 2 July 2008 6:04 A GMT
With its half portion theme the feast is ideal for dieters. Yet inevitably the supersize culture has found ways to satisfy the gluttonous whilst staying within the rules...