Ashmash

July 2007



Being British

Thursday, 26 July 2007 7:15 P GMT
Future Big Brother contestants will have compulsory lessons in How To Maintain A Stiff Upper Lip before they are allowed on camera, and all men between the ages 18 – 64 will be required to grow a bushy moustache and salute the Queen five-times-daily.

Einstein And My Great Grandmother

Thursday, 5 July 2007 12:39 P GMT
Her greatest acting achievement was playing lead gorilla in three Tarzan films (opposite Johnny Weissmuller!), a part for which she required no make up.