Ashmash

June 2007



Arms Dealing In The NHS

Wednesday, 27 June 2007 1:54 A GMT
I suppose technically you could replace one surgeon with two arms, with two part time surgeons each with one arm, as long as their shifts coincided.

Another Quiet Day At The Library

Monday, 25 June 2007 2:11 P GMT
Ordering Grandad to serve his Community Service Order at the mobile library was probably a bad idea, considering he was convicted for being a get-away driver.For the next three weeks elderly customers barely had time to shuffle to the queue before Gr

Make Your House Seem Bigger: Install A Fake Lift

Friday, 22 June 2007 1:27 P GMT
During the ‘journey’, guests will become intrigued at the other floor options, which include ‘Basement: Nuclear Bunker’, ‘Floor 5: Firing Range’ and ‘Floor 6: Cloning Laboratory’.
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Pigs Will Fly

Thursday, 21 June 2007 11:13 P GMT
My girlfriend was once run over by a tractor being driven by a pig. She assumed it was a revenge attack for being a meat eater and hasn?t touched pork since (apart from bacon).
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Neighbours

Tuesday, 19 June 2007 2:05 P GMT
This morning at about 1 am I was in the vegetable patch giving the tomatoes the usual pep talk, when I heard a groaning noise nearby..

The Battle Of Hastings

Wednesday, 6 June 2007 1:31 P GMT
I barely had time to fire a couple of short bursts into the Norman lines before the police arrived and I was bundled into the back of a chariot.