Ashmash
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May 2007
Time
Thursday, 31 May 2007 11:46 P GMT
Yesterday my watch claimed it was the 24th August 2024. Then I got a letter from the local authority claiming 16 years’ backdated council tax.
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My New Nut Allergy Test
Friday, 11 May 2007 2:59 P GMT
The first test is very simple. Run your subject over in a van full of peanuts.
Cat Shit On Your Salad, Madam?
Tuesday, 8 May 2007 4:31 P GMT
I bet Alan Titchmarsh loves a bit of cat shit on his greens.
Ice Pole (Can You Hear The Essex People Drowning Darling?)
Thursday, 3 May 2007 10:43 A GMT
Within five years all the ice on the When the ice melts the water level will rise and most of Essex will become submerged. Every cloud has a silver lining.
I've Become A Druid
Wednesday, 2 May 2007 2:00 P GMT
I’ve always thought I’d make an excellent druid. I love the idea prancing about in robes and strangling goats, and I already have an impressive beard
Eaten By My Own Dinner
Tuesday, 1 May 2007 11:16 A GMT
I’ve spent the last month in intensive care having my nose stitched back on after my dinner, a freshly caught trout, spontaneously revived and tried to eat me.