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I Wrote This Nonsense
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The Rubbish That People Seem To Like The Most
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Some Other Wasters
April 2008
Self Help The Army Way
Friday, 18 April 2008 3:39 P GMT
If you’re an emotional wreck (most people are) you need my new self-help book. Pull Yourself Together is based on a 1947 National Service Drill Sergeants’ Manual...
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Dreams and Nightmares
Friday, 11 April 2008 4:08 P GMT
Martin Luther King and I both had dreams. His was a vision of harmonious racial coexistence; mine was a nightmare about being eaten by giant, talking maggots...
Hide and Seek
Wednesday, 9 April 2008 12:56 P GMT
Great Uncle Percy was Hide and Seek World Champion. He hid in September 1939 and no-one saw him again until autumn 1945 when he turned up with an impressive tan and demanded a prize...
Stop People Bothering You At Work
Tuesday, 1 April 2008 11:55 A GMT
I have replaced the door to my office with a large cat flap.