Ashmash

March 2009



Best Friends

Thursday, 26 March 2009 11:27 P GMT
Ideally a soul mate should be selected from within one’s own species. However, if I was compelled to select a companion from the animal kingdom I would chose one that was kindly, undemanding, emotionally stable and short-lived...

Another Great British Film

Friday, 13 March 2009 1:58 P GMT
As I have no budget, crew or cameras, I’ve been relying on Britain’s sinister network of surveillance cameras to do all the filming...

How To Be Happy

Monday, 9 March 2009 10:47 A GMT
Is your glass is always half empty? Maybe you should get a smaller glass...