Ashmash
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Some Other Wasters
March 2007
My New Aquarium
Thursday, 29 March 2007 1:57 P GMT
This weekend I converted my greenhouse into an aquarium by filling it with water and lobbing a few koi carp in. Grandmother wasn’t happy. I should probably have waited for her to finish planting the tomatoes first. She seemed very u
A Rant About Hoodie Birds
Tuesday, 13 March 2007 1:56 P GMT
“Oh my, you’re covered in shit, that’s really lucky!”
I’ve Auctioned My Brother’s Brain On Ebay
Thursday, 8 March 2007 5:16 P GMT
Several bidders competed, including three hospitals, a veterinary research centre and an elderly woman from Dungeness...
Eurovision!
Wednesday, 7 March 2007 9:13 A GMT
I shall be performing a song of my own composition entitled, “Clap hands children, we’re all friends now.”