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Some Other Wasters
February 2008
It's A Pirate's Life For Me
Wednesday, 27 February 2008 1:57 P GMT
I’ve opened a Pirate Shop. The Lanky Lubber is on a rickety old ship moored on the Thames. It stocks everything a wannabe pirate could desire, from live parrots with eye patches to ridiculous false beards (that come with a free tube of superglue).
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Motivated Staff
Tuesday, 26 February 2008 3:35 P GMT
All offices have a guillotine. Ours is a genuine 19th century killing device and it isn’t used for trimming paper...
Undertakers And Anniversaries
Monday, 18 February 2008 11:28 P GMT
To mark their tenth wedding anniversary Uncle Arthur presented Sally with a coffin and a shovel. What the gift lacked in romance it made up for in practicality…
Meteorite
Wednesday, 13 February 2008 5:21 P GMT
Auntie’s one hundredth birthday celebratory dinner took an unexpected turn when, during the starter, she was struck and killed by a small Meteorite.
Golden Age
Wednesday, 6 February 2008 11:50 P GMT
Whenever I’m introduced to new people I claim to be 25 years older than I really am. They say, “you look amazing for your age”, and I inform them that the secret to my youthful looks is a sunny disposition.