Ashmash
I Wrote This Nonsense
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Some Other Wasters
February 2007
Paranoia Or Are The Monks Really After Me?
Tuesday, 27 February 2007 11:56 A GMT
Last week I was watching the carnival procession when a monk jumped off the Cistercians' float, kicked me in the shin and pinched my Cornetto.
What Happened To All The Milk Floats?
Wednesday, 21 February 2007 12:59 P GMT
That's why dad bought the shotgun, which grandmother, with eyesight failing, mistook for a walking stick and blew her arm off at the shoulder.
Bare Knuckle Fighting
Monday, 19 February 2007 5:03 P GMT
I've entered my daughter into an illegal prize-fighting contest. I think it's important for young people to have a trade to fall back on, just in case they don't make the grade academically...
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Dieting
Wednesday, 14 February 2007 5:11 P GMT
They say you are what you eat, but my friend Eggs Benedict tells me that's a load of rubbish.
Bullying In The Workplace (I’m Digging An Escape Tunnel)
Wednesday, 7 February 2007 4:46 P GMT
Apparently it was also wrong of me to mimic his accent, ask him if he'd taken some crack cocaine in his lunch break, and demand to know whether he preferred boys or girls.
Haddock Flavoured Eggs
Friday, 2 February 2007 12:23 P GMT
This has been made possible because of a new Egg Flavouring Technology that I have invented. Obviously the details of my process are highly confidential, but I can reveal that it involves a syringe and some eggs.