Ashmash
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December 2006
Voodoo Physiotherapy Doesn’t Work
Thursday, 21 December 2006 3:24 P GMT
The alarm bells started ringing when I went to the address on her business card and found myself standing at the entrance to the abattoir.
Mystic Magenta On A Motorbike
Friday, 15 December 2006 2:40 P GMT
The last time I saw a psychic it was whilst on holiday at Butlins where a redcoat read my future directly from an unused tea bag.
Being Stuck In A Crap Hotel
Thursday, 14 December 2006 1:32 P GMT
I wonder how many guests have bought it and I really hope they've changed the sheets since.
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A Bird In The Hand
Tuesday, 5 December 2006 4:11 P GMT
Emus are very heavy and seem disinclined both to being thrown into bushes or held in the palm of your hand.