Ashmash

October 2008



Defy Gravity with Geoffrey

Monday, 27 October 2008 4:08 P GMT
In yet another triumph of shed based engineering, I have constructed a working anti gravitation device...

Medical Experimentation (Up The O's)

Friday, 24 October 2008 2:04 P GMT
Recently I volunteered for some medical testing. I thought I’d get to road test Viagra or a new sort of Aspirin that makes you taller...

Celebrity Chefs

Thursday, 23 October 2008 9:16 A GMT
Forget stage school and years in rep, if you want to fast-track a TV career buy a bag of spuds and call yourself a celebrity chef...

Animal Magic

Tuesday, 21 October 2008 12:56 P GMT
Children love animals so as a special treat I took my niece and nephew for a day out at the abattoir...

(Another) Brilliant New Business Idea

Thursday, 2 October 2008 2:55 P GMT
I’m quitting the cut-throat world of gentleman’s hairdressing and thrusting out with my new venture: Handsome Brendan and His Amazing Dancing Dog.