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October 2007
Nuclear Power, Monks and Beer
Wednesday, 24 October 2007 12:56 P GMT
Our local nuclear power station is run entirely by monks. This is not because monks have a natural aptitude for nuclear physics, but because the station was built on the site of a Franciscan Priory and they refused to leave.
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Dentists And Lollies
Wednesday, 17 October 2007 12:19 A GMT
My dentist never gives me a lolly anymore. I don’t think she’s completely forgiven me for biting off three of her fingers.
Schadenfreude
Monday, 15 October 2007 10:34 P GMT
The trouble is that, if you leave it to fate, you can never predict when, where or to whom a funny thing will happen.
I've Got The Blues
Saturday, 6 October 2007 7:39 A GMT
Hairy Music Dude had stuck a post-it note to my forehead. It said: ‘You’re shit’.