Ashmash
I Wrote This Nonsense
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Some Other Wasters
January 2008
Rats
Monday, 21 January 2008 5:38 P GMT
If I’m reincarnated as a rat I’m going park myself in the bins and gorge on discarded quarter-pounders until I’ve swollen to the size of a large, unfit boy.
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Monkey Business
Friday, 11 January 2008 2:20 P GMT
According to the old adage, if you equip enough monkeys with typewriters eventually they’ll reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare.
Excuses Excuses
Monday, 7 January 2008 2:01 P GMT
We all find ourselves obliged to do things we would rather avoid, like paying income tax or becoming involved in voluntary work. It helps to rehearse some good excuses so when duty calls, you have the perfect justification for not stepping up to the